Something Special For My Fans!

Okay! If you look towards the upper right hand corner of my blog page, you will see that I now have over 800 page views!!! Okay, whatever, some of you fellow bloggers may be above 2000 already, so what! Remember, this is about me! So I am coming up on getting my first thousand page views, how cool is that??? I know, you are probably thinking, "Who cares? What is the point of this post?" Well, there is a little something in it for you! It is..................wait for it............................a.........reward!!!! Yes, a reward, I am rewarding the loyal fans of The Delusional Man, with a small contest to show my appreciation! However, there is one tiny detail...I'm not telling you what the reward is, or what the contest is going to be, until I reach 1000 page views! Only then will you know what one lucky Delusional fan will win! So, rack up those page views, and sit in anticipation to see what you could potentially win from me, The Delusional Man!!!

I'm Alive, Everybody Celebrate!!!!

Well, I'm back. Most of you all presumed I was dead or eaten by oversized hamsters, but no, I am still alive. The reasons for my disappearance are top secret. However I can tell you that it involved much pain and suffering, very small sides of pork, pickled piranha, a dastardly daisy, Harley Davidson knives and Phineas and Ferb. I apologize for my vanishing, it was at times unnecessary, but mostly it was very much needed. Anywho, on a happier note, I turned 16 today!!! The thing that I find the most awesome about being 16, is that I can ride in the back seat of a car...unbuckled....legally!!!!! I've been waiting for the day I could do that since, well, the day I found out I could a year ago on a trip to Canada!!! Anyway....For my birthday today, I plan to go out with my loverly parents for dinner, go birthday shopping at Footlocker, and well, do all the homework that I need to get done before tomorrow. Well, that is what happens when you are born in the middle of the school year. Oh well, I must depart now, and go back to my homework. I now bid you farewell and a happy birthday to me!!!