Monday, June 6, 2011

The F Word!!!


Ahhhh!!!! THE F WORD!!! I know what you all are thinking, but STOP IT!!! The F word I am talking about is...wait for it........FAMILY!!! Yes, Family. Family is the one word that can simultaneously scare me and make me happy at the same time. However, the only time that this particular F word has such an effect on me is when talking about my very own family.  The reason my family frightens me is, well, because we are so...odd, and the reason my family makes me so happy is...well...because we are so odd!!! There are eight people in my family (including my dog), Dad, Mom, Hannah, Keegan, Nolan, Aidan, and lastly Pistachio. I could go into great detail about each person and explain every fact about how boring our lives are, including how many mangos they ate this past month, or how many frogs jumped up their pant legs, but of course that would get old. Oh and also how many boys asked my sister on a date this past month, but like I said, that would get old. So, instead, I will write one sentence about each of my family members that shows how I feel about them


    Dad - The finest "Big Daddy" I could ever ask for who is always there for me, keeps me in line (most of the time) and is my continual sports bud.

    Mom - The sweetest most lovely mommy ever who knows what's proper for my upbringing (usually, but not always), has a great sense of humor and puts up the times when I terrorize the home with my presence.

    Hannah - My laugh/slap happy buddy, second mom (which I don't normally like), and the person who I tell all my random/stupid jokes to (she usually rolls her eyes and goes on with whatever she is doing).

    Keegan - My punching bag, buddy for my complete randomness, another person to successfully annoy the heck out of and share completely weird inside jokes with. 

    Nolan - Who is literally mini me in personality , he does everything I used to do (and sometimes still do), and probably the overall the most stunning child I know (yes stunning, just wait till he randomly walks up to you and starts hitting you, biting you or kissing you one day and you'll see how stunning he can get)!

   Aidan - The sweetest little boy I ever knew, who can make you do almost anything, complete Wii addict and mommy's boy. 

   Pistachio - My big fluffy dog/bear who is the happiest puppy I know and always there for you when you are down! 

So there, you know a little bit about each person in my family! As you can see, they are fun (most of the time), nice (occasionally), and sometimes horrifying (mainly because of me, but that's a different story). Maybe for another post I'll have each of my family members write a little something about me, now that I wrote something about each of them (you know, like guest appearances on my show). I think that's a good idea! But anyway, there is one last thing I would like to say about my family...actually an unknown author will say it! Take it away unknown author!

"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts."