An animal so great, we'd give him our toast
A beast with such strength and such force
Even the Great Pirate Roberts would gallop away on his horse
A mammal with such bodily strength
You couldn't help stare at his tusks at great length
With warts on his nose, to help him in fight
With one look you'd admit, you would flee in fright
And though his looks may be nothing of beauty
Inside, you can tell, he is somewhat quite fruity
He chases his opponent and fights a marvelous bout
Then destroys his enemy with a terrible clout
He prances around, king of his land
Oh what a fellow, so regal, so grand
Who is this heroic beast of which we talk
A beast so mighty with a bit of swagger in his walk
It is the Warthog, so mighty and cool
This is an ode to you Warthog, you so totally rule
So we love you dear Warthog for what you are
I believe even Scott would give you a ride in his car
This animal is truly the "King of The Beasts"
Even a Lion wouldn't attempt to make it his feast
So now with these last words I must say goodbye
And I pray if you ever face a Warthog, you'd live and not die
